Hedlines from the future

I am in a dark place right now, so these heds popped into my head:

US NUKES ______ (fill in the blank)

NUKES HIT ______(fill in the blank)

_____ HIT BY NUKE ATTACK

Of course, the first hed could also start with UK, France, Israel, Pakistan, Indian, North Korea, China, Russia or Terrorists not to mention Iran, Syria

And then I read this:

America is building a new weapon of mass destruction, a nuclear missile the length of a bowling lane. It will be able to travel some 6,000 miles, carrying a warhead more than 20 times more powerful than the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima. It will be able to kill hundreds of thousands of people in a single shot.

The US Air Force plans to order more than 600 of them.

Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists

Hope these never make it to print.

Hedlines from the future: 2nd Impeachment Trial of DJT edition

It can only go one of two ways, right? Let’s take a look at the possibilities:

Trump acquitted, again

Ex-president Trump acquitted again

Trump wins again

Acquitted for a second time

Acquitted, again

Trump not guilty

Senate acquits Trump

Senate acquits ex-president Trump

GOP saves Trump, again

GOP senators save Trump

Trump acquitted by narrow GOP margin

Trump guilty!

Guilty!

Check in following the vote to see how the Newspapers played their Jesus hedlines.

Hedlines from the future

Not too difficult to prognosticate in the case against Donald J. Trump … here are some hedlines (from the mainstream media):

IMPEACHED!

TRUMP IMPEACHED

PRESIDENT IMPEACHED

And here are some from the right-wing propaganda media:

DEMS IMPEACH TRUMP

TRUMP VOWS TO FIGHT BACK

TRUMP: ‘FAKE IMPEACHMENT’

We’ll post actual hedlines next wee or when the news breaks. Stay tuned