When that sonofabitch dies

Man buys a newspaper at the same newstand every day, glances at front page, throws it straight out.
Day after day after day.
Eventually, the news seller asks, “Why do you do that?”
The man answers, “I’m just checking for an obituary.”
“But obituaries aren’t on the front page.”
‘When the sonofabitch I’m looking for dies, it will be.”

An old joke

Will this kill off the AP news service?

Gannett, publisher of USA Today and hundreds of local newspapers, will stop using the Associated Press’ content starting next week, a significant blow to the not-for-profit wire service collective that still relies on memberships for revenue.
Gannett will eliminate AP dispatches, photos and video as of March 25, according to an internal memo from chief content officer Kristin Roberts, obtained by TheWrap.

The WRAP

I recall that back in the day when I worked at non-Gannett newspapers, there were days, lots of days that I could not fill out the paper without the AP. We had some local stories on the Front Page, and on the front of our local section, but all the inside pages were from the news services, mainly AP.

This will be interesting, to say the least. And what about sports? I expect that these days there are other ways to get sports other the AP. But?

Newspaper thief!

A Ridgway, Colo. man, Paul Choate, 41, has been cited on suspicion of petty theft after admitting to stealing 200 copies of this week‘s Ouray County Plaindealer on Thursday morning. He later returned the papers with an apology.

Choate’s motive, according to investigators and his own admission, was the front-page story detailing an alleged sexual assault at the Ouray police chief’s home. Copies were taken from 12 racks across Ridgway and Ouray.

Police used video surveillance and other leads to identify Choate, who owns Kate’s Place restaurant in Ridgway. While the stolen copies were eventually returned, the Plaindealer had already reprinted 250 copies due to the incident.

— Full disclosure, Bard rewrote the Plaindealer story because I’m too lazy to do so. If you want to read the real story, head over to the Plaindealer or the Associated Press.

Every accusation is like a confession

On Wednesday, Republican Sen. J.D. Vance sent a letter to Attorney General Merrick Garland and Secretary of State Antony Blinken asking that (Washington Post Editor-at-Large Robert) Kagan be investigated and potentially jailed for writing the editorial, which Vance suggested could be “an invitation to ‘insurrection,’ a manifestation of criminal ‘conspiracy,’ or an attempt to bring about civil war.”

Daily Kos

Has the AP Stlyebook made a call yet?

Generally, respected members of Congress and other political offices are forever know by their office titles until the day they die and for some time afterwards.

I wonder if the Associated Press has issued a ruling on what to call George Santos? Here’s my take on what newspaper style is:

Congressman: The aforementioned title given to respected politicians no longer in office.

Former Congressman: Technically correct.

Ex-Congressman: Also, technically correct, but, let’s face it, some share is being thrown here.

Indicted Congressman: It‘s happened before.. Includes, Twice indicted, thrice indicted., etc.,

Disgraced Congressman: This is a throwback to the days were politicians could be shamed. I don‘t think that possible:

I think we‘ll soon see Jailed ex-Congressman in Santos‘ case.

The Son of a Bitch is on the Front Page!

In case you don’t recall one of my old post, this old Newspaper joke goes like this:

Guy walks up to a Newspaper stand everyday and buys a Newspaper. Picks it up and scans the front page and then puts it back.

After many many months of doing this, the vendor asks the guy what he‘s doing.

Guy: “I’m looking for a obit.’’

Vendor: “Obits are inside the Newspaper.‘‘

Guy: “When the Son of a Bitch I‘m looking for dies, his obit will be on the Front Page.

Henry A. Kissinger 1923 — 2023

Good grief!

Via nytimes.

The Escambia County district attorney, Stephen Billy, brought the felony charges against Sherry Digmon, the publisher and co-owner of Atmore News in Atmore, Ala., and Don Fletcher, a reporter, based on an article that the newspaper published on Oct. 25.

Ms. Digmon, 72, and Mr.Fletcher, 69, were arrested on Friday and charged with one count each of revealing grand jury evidence in the article. They were released on $10,000 bonds.

NYT

They will win. It will cost them lots of money to defend journalism. I hope they get some financial assistance from bigger publications.

Inmate # P01135809

Breaking ground for US Newspapers: Mugshot of a former POTUS! Surprisingly, the mugshot was released too late to meet their deadlines (I guess)…. We’ll have to see how they run the second-day story on Saturday.

Kudos to the Times-Dispatch for working in JAIL in the hedline.

As always, Front Page are from my good friends at the Newspapers and The Freedom Forum

Local government run amok

This story makes me so angry that I haven’t been able to write anything about it until today. This is abuse of power by the local power mongers.

MARION — In an unprecedented raid Friday, local law enforcement seized computers, cellphones and reporting materials from the Marion County Record office, the newspaper’s reporters, and the publisher’s home…

The city’s entire five-officer police force and two sheriff’s deputies took “everything we have,” Meyer said, and it wasn’t clear how the newspaper staff would take the weekly publication to press Tuesday night.

The raid followed news stories about a restaurant owner who kicked reporters out of a meeting last week with U.S. Rep. Jake LaTurner, and revelations about the restaurant owner’s lack of a driver’s license and conviction for drunken driving.

Full story at KansasReflector.com

And worth the watch

And more:

Daily Beast — WATCH: Video Shows Kansas Cops Raid Newspaper Office

Daily KOS — Police swarm small Kansas newspaper, employees’ homes in mass raid–stunned mother of publisher dies

Police defend raid on Kansas newspaper amid backlash over ‘brazen violation of press freedom’ Marion County Record reports publisher’s mother died from stress of raid at their home

All I can say is that the entirety of US Journalism ingoing to land on the side of the Marion County Record .. and not just editorial support. I expect that there will be plenty of news organizations that will either support the newspaper’s legal fund of file amicus briefs — and those will be written by well-paid lawyers who know what they are doing, not some shitty podunk county district attorney who has limited experience (if any) dealing with First Amendment rights.

Stay tuned … spoiler alert: I know who is going to win on this one.

And it’s already on:

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